Trump is always whining about the US trade deficits with other nations, including China and Mexico and now Germany. He whines and whines (… Oh God, how he whines), “Oh, it’s so unfair! So unfair!” It’s not unfair. Those countries are simply kicking our butts. Very simple. Why? Because they’re working harder and smarter than we are. Why? Because we’re a sick nation hooked on prescription drugs and junk food and soda. We don’t exercise much or get much sunlight. Oh, and our bloodstreams and guts and brains are contaminated to the hilt with tons of toxic crap from all those damn vaccines we believe are healthy for us. We’re stupid. There you go. That’s why.
Oh, those unfair trade deficits!