No more lollipops

Please roll up your sleeve. Need to vaccinate you. Need to vaccinate you a lot. Over and over again throughout your life. Oh, the vaccine didn’t work? You still got the disease(s)? Ah, well, we’ll just vaccinate you again. After all, more is better, right? Oh, and be sure to come back and we’ll give you a booster shot… just to be on the safe side. Here’s your lollipop and cute band-aid. There now, don’t you feel better? Oops, turns out something was wrong with the vaccine(s) we gave you. They weren’t stored properly. No worries, no harm done. We’ll just REVACCINATE you. This one’s on the house. Our treat. Sorry, we’re all out of lollipops.

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