What a porker

236 pounds? Oh, please. Try another 30-40 pounds and you’ll be in the ballpark. “Excellent” health? Right. You’re bordering on obese, which puts you in company with about one-third of Americans. Keep doing the McDonald’s and KFC thing. Brilliant. Yeah, of course you’re on statins. You’ve got cholesteral coming out your wazoo.

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